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There have been legions of men over the centuries who have
married, then murdered, their spouses for profit, from the
original “Bluebeard,” Henri Landru, to the notorious H.H.
Holmes, who still stands today as one of America’s busiest mass
murderers. Such a gruesome habit, however, on the part of the
female of the species is relatively rare. A dark exception to
this historic rule was Tillie Gbrurek Klimek, a resident of
Chicago’s Little Poland neighborhood.
Tillie Gbrurek was born
to immigrant parents in 1865. At a young age, she began working
in a North Side sweatshop, a fate shared by many poor
inhabitants of the city in those days. By the age of 20, Tillie
had given up on the idea of every finding a husband. To be
charitable, she was not exactly the sort of girl to attract a
man. She was short, broad, muscular and red-faced and dressed
poorly in mannish-looking clothes. She was said to be a superb
cook, however, one of the best in Little Poland (a Polish
neighborhood near Damen and Augusta) – a skill that would
someday bring Tillie into the public eye.
Unable to find a husband on her own, Tillie took $50 that she
had saved over a three-year period and risked her savings with a
marriage broker. Her investment gained her a dull young man
named John Mitkiewitz, who promptly proposed to her. Mitkiewitz
was also a little short on marriage prospects and he also knew
that Tillie was the best cook in the community. The marriage did
not save Tillie from the sweatshop, for Mitkiewitz turned out to
be a shiftless type who would rather eat and drink than support
his young wife. He occasionally labored as a handyman and
jack-of-all-trades, but most of the time, his efforts were
directed toward starting, or recovering from, a serious
hangover.
The years passed by and
Tillie remained a meek and uncomplaining wife. She continued to
labor in the sweatshop and by 1911, she seemed to be completely
lost among the thousands of faces in the neighborhood. The only
thing that saved her from complete obscurity was a certain
amount of renown that attached itself to her ability as a cook.
Stews were her specialty and she carefully guarded her recipes,
obviously knowing that they were the only thing that set her
apart from the rest of Little Poland.
Around this time, for reasons that remain unknown, a great
change came over Tillie. Almost overnight, she seemed to gain
some new sense of purpose and instead of grimly facing each new
day, she charged forward with a fierce intensity. On one
occasion, she earned the respect of her fellow workers in the
sweatshop after she stopped the owner from beating a sickly
child who worked there. Tillie physically attacked the man and
after two blows, sent him to the floor. He was so frightened of
her after this incident that he was too scared to fire her.
Feeling surprised at her newfound strength, she went home and,
discovering her husband in one of his usual drunken stupors,
gave him a beating that the entire neighborhood talked about for
weeks afterward. For the first time in her previously
uninteresting life, Tillie found herself being spoken to with
admiration as she walked the streets of Little Poland. She
finally had a taste of popularity and power – and she wanted
more.
Tillie began searching for ways to enhance her popularity and
knew that using the superstitions of the local people was an
excellent way of making a name for herself. Many of the people
in the neighborhood still embraced the customs and beliefs of
the old country and looked at those who possessed supernatural
powers with a mixture of awe, reverence, and, of course, fear.
With that in mind, Tillie decided to become a prophet.
One hot summer evening in 1911, Tillie was sitting on a fire
escape with a neighbor woman and she pointed to a yellow mongrel
dog that was sniffing around for food in the alley below. She
told the neighbor that the dog would be dead within a week. When
asked how she knew this, Tillie replied, “My powers tell me so.”
On the seventh day, the dog was found lying stiff and dead and
Tillie’s fabulous career as a seer was begun.
Over the course of the next three years, Tillie predicted the
deaths of neighborhood cats and dogs with stunning accuracy. As
a result, Little Poland learned to respect and fear her. She
found the butcher would give her excellent prices on the meat
that she bought for her stews when she hinted that evil might
befall him if he overcharged her. The ice man made sure that his
deliveries reached Tillie’s house first, especially after she
mentioned to him that she disliked his product to be melted when
it arrived. Men, women and children went out of their way to be
nice to her. In fact, the only person not impressed by Tillie’s
claims of prophecy was her husband. That, as it turned out, was
to John Mitkiewitz’s misfortune.
One night in 1914, Tillie was sitting outside with a neighbor
and made a strange and spooky comment to the other woman. She
said, “I don’t think John is long for this world. The powers
tell me that I will be a widow within three weeks.”
One morning, exactly three weeks later, Tillie went into the
local butcher’s shop to buy some meat for a stew and announced,
rather indifferently, that her husband had died. The butcher
inquired about the cause of death. “He just got numb all over
and then he stopped breathing,” she replied. Tillie then
purchased her stew meat and left the store without another word.
She didn’t shed a single tear as her husband was lowered into
the ground at All Saint’s Cemetery. After the funeral, she
invited friends to her home for dinner and an impromptu
celebration. Toward the end of the party, she let it be known
that, although her husband had been a miserable drunk, she
considered marriage to be a fine institution and was
contemplating finding another mate.
Even though John Mitkiewitz was “barely cold,” as the saying
goes, Tillie returned to the marriage broker a few weeks later.
She had received, she admitted, $1,000 from an insurance company
after her husband had died. Her money, along with her prowess as
a cook, was enough, the broker believed, to counterbalance her
lack of physical attraction when it came to arranging a match.
Six weeks after the funeral of John Mitkiewitz, Tillie married
again, this time to a man named John Ruskowski, who had recently
taken a job as a section hand with the Pennsylvania Railroad and
who, as luck would have it, carried a large insurance policy for
$2,000.
Ruskowski, a man known for his enormous appetite, was pleased
with his new bride. He often boasted to his friends and
neighbors about how well Tillie kept him fed. He had no idea
what she put in those stews of hers, he told everyone, but he
had never tasted anything like them.
One night, after their first month of marriage, Ruskowski
noticed that something seemed different about that evening’s
stew. He asked Tillie what she had added to it and she simply
told him that it was “a new spice.”
The following afternoon, Tillie was gathered with some of her
friends and she told them that she was about to make another
prophecy – her powers had previewed a new death in the
neighborhood. Her friends asked her who was going to die. She
replied, “Don’t say anything about it to him because it would
worry him – but it’s my husband.”
Two weeks later, Tillie was in the butcher shop buying meat for
another stew and just before she left, she informed the butcher
that she had become a widow again during the night. She
explained, “It was the same thing that happened to my first
husband; he just got numb and died.”
John Ruskowski was laid to rest in All Saint’s Cemetery, just a
short distance away from Tillie’s first husband. As on the
occasion of the previous burial, she showed little emotion at
the gravesite and later, at another party in her home, she
expressed to her friends that she had every intention of finding
another husband.
A hulking, ugly man by the name of Joseph Guszowski had put in a
bid for a wife with the same marriage broker whom Tillie
consulted about a third husband. Guszowski, a railroad laborer,
was known to his friends as “Blunt Joe” because he honestly
spoke his mind about everything. If he didn’t like the looks of
someone, he told them, no matter what the consequences. When he
met Tillie, he definitely did not like her looks. Despite his
own, flat-faced countenance, he had hoped for a wife who was
young and pretty, and said so to the marriage broker while still
in Tillie’s presence. Tillie kept her feelings about the man’s
comments to herself and, in fact, acted so grateful to him that
Guszowski felt ashamed of himself and agreed to move into
Tillie’s home on a trial basis. His notions about what a bride
should be were somewhat alleviated by the fact that Tillie was
such an excellent cook and that she had a bank account, thanks
to the insurance payments from her two dead husbands, that was
quite substantial in those days.
Guszowski became quite taken with Tillie’s cooking and
eventually he overlooked her plain appearance and asked her to
marry him. Tillie delayed the marriage, though, shortly after
finding out that “Blunt Joe” carried no life insurance policy.
However, still remembering his stinging remarks about her looks,
she continued to feed him her “special” stew. Within two months
of her last husband’s death, Guszowski had taken to his bed.
Tillie told an impressed neighbor, “He’s numb all over, poor
man. My powers tell me that he has less than two weeks of this
life.” He died a short time later and was laid to rest in All
Saint’s Cemetery.
Thirteen months after she had buried her first husband, Tillie
married for the third time. The unlucky man was named Frank
Kupczyk but he was known to his friends in the sweatshop where
he worked as “Kuppy.” He was a friendly, easy-going man who, for
whatever reason, believed that Tillie was the most attractive
woman that he had ever met. This was a new experience for
Tillie. It was the first time that she was married to a man who
liked her for herself and not only for her cooking. Many believe
that, at the age of 50, Tillie was in love for the first time in
her life.
On the day of the wedding, Tillie and Kuppy threw a wild party
in their home, serving huge quantities of food and drink. The
party went on for hours but the only person who did not take
part in the merry-making was a young woman named Rose
Chudzinski, a distant relative of the bride who lived in a
nearby apartment. Many of the guests tried to get Rose to join
in the party, but she refused. Finally, Tillie demanded to know
what was wrong with her. Rose’s reply had an ominous tone, “I
have been wondering how long your new husband is going to live.”
Tillie grew angry and demanded to know what she meant by the
remark. Rose told her that she thought was odd how soon after
marrying her that her previous husbands had died. Tillie threw
her out of the house and Rose left without another word.
Several of Tillie’s friends, who had been temporarily sobered by
the incident, waited in embarrassed silence for some sort of
explanation from the bride. Tillie had been unnerved but she
quickly recovered herself. She shook her head before she spoke,
“Poor child. We must be sorry for her rather than angry because
she’s soon going to die.”
Her friends expressed shock that a girl as young and vibrant
might die but Tillie told them there was nothing she could do it
about it. Her powers foretold Rose’s death – and there was
nothing Tillie could do to stop the future from coming to pass.
Tillie enjoyed such a status as a prophet in the neighborhood
that no one who heard her wedding night pronouncement ever made
any connection between the coming death of Rose Chudzinski and
the fact that the girl had made some very pointed remarks to
Tillie. These same witnesses were, in fact, greatly impressed
when it became known that Tillie was making frequent visits to
Rose’s home in an effort to patch things up between the two of
them. When Rose died within six weeks of Tillie’s third wedding,
Tillie, rather than drawing suspicion to herself, took on added
stature as a prophet. She had foretold, ten days earlier, the
exact day of Rose’s death. The young woman became the fourth
person close to Tillie to die.
In retrospect, it seems incredible that Tillie could have been
so closely associated with four deaths within such a short space
of time without drawing official suspicion to herself. The
neighborhood where she lived, however, offers much in the way of
explanation. To speak out against a seer in Little Poland in
those days, let alone suspect one of ulterior motives, was
considered the same as signing one’s death warrant by way of
courting a prophet’s curse. Rose Chudzinski had cast aspersions
on Tillie and the young woman’s fresh grave was a frightening
reminder of the terrible things that could happen to anyone who
entertained ideas similar to those of Rose.
In addition, Tillie had also seen to it that four different
doctors and four different undertakers had been summoned
following the four deaths. Two different insurance companies had
paid policies on Tillie’s dead husbands and therefore, no
outsider in possession of sufficient facts upon which to draw a
suspicious inference could be found. Since no one brought the
deaths to the attention of the Chicago Police Department, there
was no one to look into her mysterious “special” stews.
Following the death of Rose Chudzinski, Tillie went into a quiet
period. She left the sweatshop where she had toiled for years
and was apparently quietly content to stay home and cook for her
adoring husband. Just to maintain her reputation, she continued
to predict the deaths of dozens of neighborhood dogs and cats.
Her predictions, of course, were never wrong.
In early 1920, circumstances arose that caused Tillie to be glad
that she had maintained her reputation as a seer. She had gotten
into arguments with the parents of three small children, and the
children died, one by one, just as Tillie had predicted they
would.
Shortly after the death of the third child, Tillie turned her
attentions to Kuppy, whose affections had somewhat cooled toward
her over the previous five years. Moreover, during a fire escape
chat with a neighbor lady, Tillie also learned that Kuppy had
developed a roving eye. By strange coincidence, her “powers”
revealed to Tillie that Kuppy was not long for this world at the
same time she discovered that his romantic interests lay
elsewhere.
Tillie went into a neighborhood store and bought some black
cloth, which she announced was going to be for the funeral of
her husband, who was going to die in 10 days.
Tillie’s next stop was at the undertaker’s establishment,
where she bought the cheapest casket available. While Kuppy was
at work, she had it delivered to the basement of the tenement
where she lived.
Kuppy, who was a great believer in his wife’s supernatural
powers, noticed that she was sewing a black hat one evening and
he asked her what it was for, commenting that it looked like a
mourning hat. Tillie told him that it was and added that her
powers told her that a death was coming in eight days and that
she would have to attend a funeral.
Six days later, Kuppy was restricted to his bed, unable to rise,
suffering from severe pains in his legs and stomach. He was dead
within two days and Tillie had him laid out in his coffin for
the wake. She threw another party on the night of Kuppy’s
funeral and with a mug of beer in her hand, remarked to a
neighbor woman that it was unfortunate that she had such bad
luck with husbands. The neighbor was shocked when Tillie said
that she hoped the next one lasted longer. She explained, “His
name is Anton Klimek. He works in a brewery.”
In the summer of 1921, shortly after collecting the insurance
money for Kuppy’s death, Tillie married Anton Joseph Klimek, a
short, mild-mannered man in his fifties. Tillie left the old
apartment, where three husbands and a prospective groom had
died, and moved to Winchester Street in Little Poland.
Tillie and Klimek were quite happy during their first months of
marriage until two large dogs, which Joe had owned for several
years, caused a rift to form between them. Tillie complained to
a friend one day that Klimek spent more time with his dogs than
he did with her. Her “powers,” though, provided a solution to
the problem. She predicted that the dogs were going to die
within one hour of each other. Klimek was not told of this
prophecy and the first that he heard about it was one night in
October when, returning from the brewery, he stumbled over the
bodies of both dogs as he let himself into the apartment.
Klimek went around to tell his brother, John, who ran a
blacksmith shop about his misfortune. John stared at his brother
curiously as he told the story and while he expressed
condolences about Anton’s beloved dogs, he stated that he was
more worried about the life of his brother. When asked why, John
told him that his face was puffed up and had a purple cast to
it. He wondered if Joe might be coming down with something.
The following day, Joe called on his brother again and told him
that he had pains in his legs and that something seemed to be
wrong with his hearing. John began to question his brother about
his wife’s previous husbands, a subject that Joe knew very
little about. When he arrived home, he asked Tillie about them
and she dismissed the subject and chalked up their deaths to bad
luck. Joe’s aches and pains were nothing that a hearty meal
couldn’t cure. Even though her stew tasted bitter, she coerced
him into eating a bowl of it anyway.
It was John Klimek who finally contacted the Chicago Police
Department about his brother’s situation. Several officers came
to Tillie and Joe’s apartment at 924 North Winchester on October
27, 1921 and found that Klimek was literally at death’s door.
One more bowl of stew likely would have done him in – and it was
simmering on the stove when the police arrived.
Klimek eventually recovered, after suffering from paralysis for
a time, and became the only victim of Tillie to survive her
“special” stews. The bitter flavor that Klimek had tasted in his
bowl was arsenic and the authorities only had to dig up one
body, Kuppy’s, to prove that Tillie was a “female Bluebeard.”
Tillie fought savagely against the police and sent several
officers to the hospital before she could be tossed into a cell.
In the investigation that followed, several of Tillie’s friends
and cousins were also arrested and newspapers called Tillie a
“high priestess of the Bluebeard clique”. Eventually, the others
– each of whom had also suffered the loss of spouses and family
members – were cleared. Tillie’s trial, for the murder of three
husbands, quickly commenced and it became a circus. Three
gravediggers and a “lady undertaker” reportedly kept the
audience laughing and the judge had to frequently remind the
giggling crowd that the court was not a vaudeville theater.
Tillie’s casual attitude about the death of her husband startled
the press. One nurse testified that Tillie said about her
paralyzed husband, “if (Joe) gives you any trouble, hit him over
the head with a two-by-four.” Tillie strutted around in court,
posed for the newspaper cameras, sneered at the prosecutor and
even made another prediction – that she would escape the
gallows.
And she did: she was sentenced to life in prison instead. She
was put to work in jail but prison officials expressly ordered
that she never be allowed to cook for her fellow inmates.
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